Wisdom come with age

*A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa , taking
her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. **

**One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles
discovers that he's lost.. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading
rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.*

*The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some
bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the
bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about
to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard!
I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look
of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says
the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"*

*Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for*
*protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees
him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something
must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and
strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.*

*The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here,
monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving**
canine!*

*Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back
and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog
sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet,
and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says.*

*"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me
another leopard!*

*Moral of this story....*


*Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome youth
and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.*

*If you don't send this to five "old" friends right away there will be five
fewer people laughing in the world.*

*I am in no way insinuating that any of you are old, some are just more
youthfully challenged.* *You did notice the size of the print?*

How smart is your right foot?

This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't.

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor andmake clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with yourright hand.

Your foot will change direction.I told you so .....And there's nothing you can do about itMake sure you pass this on to your friends...they won't be able to believe it either!!